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August 8 at 11:52AM

Shifty Iraqi Cleric Promises He'll Put Down His Gun If We Put Ours Down First

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Here's some news for people who still remember that we're in the middle of a war in some country called Irack or something…

Influential Iraqi Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr would dissolve his Mehdi Army militia if the United States started withdrawing troops according to a set timetable, a spokesman said.

I don't know. That an awful lot like an endorsement for Barack Obama from his Muslim buddy Moqtada al-Sadr.

I think we should play it safe and elect John McCain and let him blow that motherfucker to hell and back.

And then maybe he can go after al-Sadr.

  1. Damned trouble making Muslims, if they would stop fighting amongst themselves, things could be nice and the troops could come home, damned muslim troublemakers f–ing everything up…if I were God, I would have lost my patience already and nuked every Muslims over there with a nice big earthquake or volcanic eruption or tornados, the Muslims are the cancer of the world

    by CMED October 24th at 8:39PM
  2. Damned trouble making Muslims, if they would stop fighting amongst themselves, things could be nice and the troops could come home, damned muslim troublemakers f–ing everything up…if I were God, I would have lost my patience already and nuked evry Muslims over there with a nice big earthquake or vilacanic eruption or tornados, the Muslims are the cancer of the world

    by CMED October 24th at 8:37PM

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