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August 11 at 4:27PM

Hateful White Supremacists For Barack Obama

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris


Well, just when you thought that Barack Obama would never expand beyond his core constituency of gay Muslim abortion doctors, it looks like there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Specifically, that would be a White light.

Yes, of course… I'm talking about White Supremacists for Obama!

They're not exactly rooting for Barack Obama, but prominent white supremacists anticipate a boost to their cause if he becomes the first black president. His election, they say, would trigger a backlash — whites rising up, a revolution of sorts — that they think is long overdue….

"Obama is a visual aid for White Americans who just don't get it yet that we have lost control of our country, and unless we get it back we are heading for complete annihilation as a people," [said former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke.]

Classy!

Let's not forget that in 1991 the not-inimitable-enough Mr. Duke came within a runoff of being governor of Louisiana. Of all places!

Looking ahead, don't be surprised to see the White Supremacists bring their support all the way to Obama headquarters in Chicago. Historical precedent would suggest a parade in the neighboring village of Skokie.

But far be it from me to lecture Nazis on how to rally.

  1. Heh heh, look at the stupid coneheads, they lit a fr@ckin' /donut/ on fire!

    by reason's wrath August 12th at 1:32AM
  2. I now have this image of a burning cross on the white house lawn.

    by Angie August 11th at 10:51PM
  3. Damn, Paul V, you do one of the best parodies of a conservative commenter I've ever seen. Imagine how funny you could be if you were fluent in English.

    by Dethanos August 11th at 10:43PM
  4. Howard Johnson's right about Olson Johnson being right. I just got a thought for an Obama tune for the other thread. Rerend.

    by Risky Rev. August 11th at 10:10PM
  5. You're right, Rev. I often hear even the GOP comparing McCain's "experience" with Obama's ears in the Senate.

    by Vlad August 11th at 9:47PM
  6. A clear majority oppose the war in Iraq, think Obama is better on the economy, and do not think a Republican should be president. Of course it's his ears.

    by Risky Rev. August 11th at 8:27PM
  7. well if is confirmed Obama can't handle that 3am phone call,
    Answering machine going to be picked up,, saying he on Vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    When he come back he will make sure Flip flop twice as much to make up for lost time, to his people, voting for and and then to top it off, He will give all his Voter a great speech
    His Obama will make everything Better speech's So all those simple Minded fools feel better about them self,, ,Oh I am sorry, Not simple minded Fools ,,, Obama Supporters,
    What is weird about Barack supporter are half of them believe in that rock star reality tv image,, what a joke the other half Really think he is the Messiah,
    I heard Keith Oberman from MSNBC Tabloid News ,,Filmed Barack Obama walking on water,, curing the sick,,, and fixing the budget,, on every state,, Film at 6pm

    by Paul V August 11th at 8:15PM
  8. The old Klan is still on the fence, the new Klan (none other than nasty crypto-fascists moveon.org according to Pappa Bear O'Reilly) have long thrown their support behind Obama, now everyone is holding their breath waiting for the American Nazi Party's endorsement… fingers crossed for Cynthia McKinney!

    by pteron August 11th at 5:55PM
  9. Please Dear God, don't tell me that the Bush Presidency is a sign that we "have control" of our government.

    by bearness August 11th at 4:49PM

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