John McCain and Barack Obama's All Time Favorite Songs
Just like the last one and the one before that, this election is definitely the single most important election in the history of America's history. So, it's important to weigh the facts and really listen to the candidates' positions on…
What's that, voice inside my head? Obama now released his own celeb attack ad? Fuck it. I’m basing all my decisions on superficial reasons.
And with that I segway at two miles an hour into Blender magazine's announcement that Obama and McCain will list their top ten songs in the September issue. I'm not sure when candidates started taking campaign advice from High Fidelity, but the choices sure say a lot about the candidates. Or about as much as anything else in this stupid election.
Here are a few facts I filtered from the song choices…
* Two ABBA songs land on McCain's list, so I can only assume that he loves everything else Swedish. You heard it here first, McCain loves lutfisk and international neutrality.
* Topping Obama's list is The Fugees with "Ready or Not." The Fugees, like Reverend Wright and Ludacris, are obvious radicals and this is further proof (as if we needed it) that Obama is a radical. Obama should stick to listening to boring white people music, like…
* Frank Sinatra was a top pick for both candidates. Obama went with, "You'd Be So Easy to Love." I think we should jump to the conclusion that Obama thinks the song is about him. Can you believe what an elitist this guy is?
* McCain went with Sinatra's "I've Got You Under My Skin." The song is personal for McCain as he thinks it's referencing psoriasis.
* Neither candidate picked God Bless America as their top song, proving once and for all that they both hate America.
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Wow, McCain sucks so badly that the GOP resurrected Frank Sinatra as the Republican presidential nominee. This will be his best come-back, ever!
McCain's 80's cassette mix: Weird Al's "Another One Rides The Bus," "In The Navy," and "Love Score From First Blood."
Rick, you pussified little bitch, why don't you take your ignorant, worthless ass down to Houston's 5th ward and share that idea with some of the locals.
While your at it, slap your mother for giving birth to such a useless and contemptible excuse for a human being.
Kiss my white ass,
J. Kevin Daniels
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you Rick at 6:55 AM. Forward that to the FBI and use the Patriot Act to figure out who this scumbag is and get his ass. Prick.
"McCain went with Sinatra's "I've Got You Under My Skin." The song is personal for McCain as he thinks it's referencing psoriasis."
That or manditory electronic ID chips.
Al Gore announced a while back his most favorite song ever is " she bangs" by William Heoung Bangs, the retarded bucktoothed half asain Circus Fool the liberals big tent paraded around the nation after they fell in love with their idiot as he flunked American Idol but thought he was great because he really tried his best and he told Simon Cowley so.
Al Gore is in love, and it isn't depressed Tipper, it's another retard that everyone thought was a wooden stooge, but went along with anyway because it was a funny circus show and everyone was supposed to pretend it was serious, or serial, as Al Gore likes to say.
Obama didn't pick "Black or White" by Michael Jackson?
McCain could've done worse with ABBA, picking "S.O.S" and "Waterloo".
Hey SiliconDoc-quit smelling the fumes from all the discarded silicon implants-Gore isn't a candidate.
SOS was a great song. Pete Townsend of the Who, said that ABBA's SOS was the greatest POP song of all time. At least McCain has enough class to choose ABBA. As for "RAP" music, well, Sam Kinnison had it right: "RAP $ucks" As for me, I am voting Libertarian.
McCain's taste comes back to haunt him in this video when SEIU rewrites the words to "Dancing Queen" and serenades him at his campaign office. Priceless! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unm7DJ0jXjI