August 12 at 12:00AM
Countdown to Electiony: 84 Days
There is no correlation between the number 84 and anything that has been happening within the United States this past decade. None whatsoever.
It would be doubleplusungood of me to even insinuate such a thing.
Go Back to Day 85.
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BRING BACK THE NUMBERS!!!
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What are you talking about, data mining?
Sorry to break it to y'all, but 1984 is way too flattering. Big Brother isn't watching. It's worse than that. Big brother doesn't give a crap about you. You have to say certain words together to even get his attention (not recommended). On the bright side, the deflating right wing are all that's left of the doubletalkers, and progressives walk the earth free individuals–looking for free beer.
Great. The Thought Police have now officially taken over. Palin not only wants to indoctrinate children with Creationism as opposed to science but also intends to abolish math as evidenced by this ploy here on Indecision so the citizenry cannot figure out when to vote! Rise up! Stand with me and FIGHT! FIGHT FOR YOUR NUMBERS! It's been all downhill since 69 dammit and that used to be the best number for anyone who likes sex. If this were day 50 (which it might be for all I know since math is not my strong suit), this is like 50 ways to leave your lover. PROTEST! Make signs! No tear gas! Purty pleeez with a cherry on top! Big Brother is watching.
I turn on my telescreen and find all my favourite characters are deceased. Killed by The Thought Police for thought crimes. R.I.P. CubbyChaser. Who are these thinkpol agents?
Orwell was a sexist. What about Big Sister? Or Big Mama?
I didn't realize that Big Brother had a Hitler style moustache.
When you factor in W's intellect, 2+2=5 isn't an improbable statement.
John McCain is a military genius. John McCain has perfect skin. Cindy McCain is Betty Crocker. John McCain will give us money. John McCain will save us.
That's exactly right. There's nothing to see here. Just the colossus that bestr[ides] the world.
I'd post something snarky here, but Big Brother is watching.