The Daily Mail is reporting Barack Obama and George Clooney are totally BFF's. The British newspaper claims the two constantly text message each other, speaking on the phone at least twice a week. According to the article, a source stated…

George has been giving him advice on things such as presentation, public speaking and body language and he also emails him constantly about policy, especially the Middle East.

FoxNews.com, on the other hand, is reporting that both camps now deny the relationship is taking place, calling the claim "an inaccurate report."…

Reports that actor George Clooney is in close contact with Barack Obama — advising him on both oratorical and policy matters –- are false, a spokesman for the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told FOXNews.com on Tuesday.

It seems like the only way to talk about election news anymore is to revert to a high school stage. So, if you'll excuse me, I've hired my 16 year-old cousin to write the rest of the post for me. Take it away, Jamie…

So, I heard from Caroline and Sharon over at The Daily Mail that Clooney is, like, totally advising Obama on "body language." You know what Caroline and Sharon really meant, right? Obama and Clooney are like totally practicing their "oratory skills."

They also said they were talking about "The Middle East." It's, like, we can read between the lines, guys. You totally got to third base, Clooney.

I heard from someone else that Michelle Obama is like totally pissed about it and she's going to make out with Dennis Kucinich at the Democratic Convention just to teach Obama a lesson.