John McCain's Claim Confirmed: Hot Chicks Do Dig Barack Obama
It's time for another dose of fearless truthmongering from John McCain's Windows Movie Maker-equipped campaign. This latest ad, entitled "Fan Club," levels a scathing new charge: "hot chicks dig Barack Obama."
I'm sure the Democrats will fall all over themselves trying to denounce this, but in the interest of something approximating honesty, I decided to do a little research of my own.
* 65% of hot chicks admit they do, in fact, dig Barack Obama.
* 41% of hot chicks agree that he is kind of dreamy, though not as dreamy as George Clooney.
* 34% of hot chicks say they had been John McCain supporters until this ad took a potshot at them.
* 72% of hot chicks say I'm "creepy" and should "stop bothering" them.
Aha! So McCain was right. Clearly, Barack Obama doesn't stand a chance.
And neither do I.
RSS
Audio from the spot is up here: http://entertonement.com/clips?keywords=fan+club
Like I said, McCain's running for Student Body President as the geeks' candidate. That's actually what GOP stands for. Geeky Old Party.
http://www.endpoliticsasusual.com/2008/08/mccain-running-for-student-body.html
I can’t believe that McCain is sticking with the, “You love him and that’s why you shouldn’t vote for him” campaign. Does anyone seriously expect it to work? A campaign is all about trying to get more people to like you than the other guy. In other words, “an election is a popularity contest.” And McCain keeps pointing out that Obama is the more popular of the pair.
Are these commercials supposed to cause me to go out and vote for McCain out of sympathy, like he’s the dweeb running against the varsity football quarterback?
Yeah, but what does the Cougar demographic think? And how about all those twisted chicks who wanna get it on with Redenbachers?