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August 12 at 7:14PM

Ralph Nader to Speak Before Half-Dozens Near GOP Convention

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Even as we speak, Ralph Nader is counting out the change he'll be needing to purchase a round-trip ticket to Minneapolis for the GOP convention he won't be attending…

Independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader plans a rally in Minneapolis on the final day of the Republican National Convention.

Nader's campaign says the rally will be a call to action for opening the presidential debates to candidates like him.

I think this should be a really effective strategy for Nader. Especially when the media get a load of the heavy hitters he's got lined up to face down the RNC guests.

Like Tito, the guy who runs the sandwich truck over on Marquette Ave. He's got some harsh words to say about how "totally not fair" the media are treating candidates like him and his homeboy Nader.

Still no word on whether or not Homeless Jimmy who lives out behind the Nicollet Mall Target will be delivering his stirring "I Have a Hammer in My Foot" speech.

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  1. The nice thing about the internet is that even morons like Dennis can engage in verbal masturbation in public
    without fear of prosecution. Do your thing, Dennis. Just
    clean up when you're done.

    by steve conn August 12th at 7:52PM
  2. It's my understanding Lou Dobbs' drank hemlock upon finding Tito, an illegal, is supporting a true independent like himself.

    by Risky Rev. August 12th at 7:55PM
  3. I think his slogan is "Change We Can Hallucinate About"

    by Writing Athena August 12th at 8:26PM
  4. @Writing Athena-What kind of questions did you ask Mom upon finding out you were born from Zeus' heeeed? Are you ok?

    by Risky Rev. August 12th at 8:49PM
  5. Steve, DiClaudio has succumbed to so much propaganda from the giant corporations and their henchmen, the politicians and RepubDem candidates that his brain has misfired. You probably should draw him a picture about that thing he is doing in public.

    by Rodney August 12th at 8:53PM
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