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August 13 at 5:03PM

Swiftboat Author Coasting to Top of NYT Bestseller List

POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

The newly published The Obama Nation by Jerome R. Corsi, Ph. D. — who appears to be Doctor of Anthroshitsmearography — will apparently be making its debut on the New York Times Bestseller List this Sunday, at number one.

Dr. Corsi was previously best known for his book Unfit for Command, the 2004 attack against John Kerry that accused the Democratic candidate of lying about serving in the Vietnam War, dodging the draft, and making up the existence of a country he called "Cambodia."

Corsi is trying to repeat his 2004 success with The Obama Nation, which has plenty of rational, non-reactionary journalism like this

Barack Obama has not been vetted, not even by Democrats. Even today he is largely an unknown to all but a small handful of dogged political professionals and a concentrated core of political junkies who inhabit Internet blogs.

Thus, in this book I have pursued Obama's extensive connections with Islam and with radical racial politics, including those articulated by such extremists as Malcolm X and Louis Farrakhan, in order to bring these issues from the shadows where Obama has tried to keep them hidden.

First of all, Corsi is completely right about his book's subject being unknown to almost the entire nation. A recent poll that we just made up showed that 71% of Americans identified Barack Obama as "that new Lebanese restaurant in town."

Secondly, it's about time someone drew the comparison between Obama, Farrakhan, and Malcolm X!

Hello?? They all support ethanol subsidies!

  1. Nobody knows Obama? I thought he was the biggest celebrity on the planet. And anyone who wants to subsidize my ethanol consumption can also give me a ride to the bar.

    by bearness August 13th at 7:28PM
  2. RE:
    August 13th at 5:03PM
    Swiftboat Author Coasting to Top of NYT Bestseller List
    POSTED BY: Ethan Ris
    ———————
    NEW LETTER TO SENATOR BARACK OBAMA
    Laval, Canada, August 6, 2008

    SENATOR OBAMA,

    ‘It is in adversity’, I was going to say in ‘darkness’, that one recognizes true friends.

    Energy of the Sixties tested, confronted by Todays’s Energy crisis, what does Science hold for us in this field at the crossroad of the third millennium?

    Each of us should express solidarity, according to his means.

    My contribution, apparently futuristic, refers, Senator Obama, to an inexhaustible source of energy, which one should tame now.

    In a book with limited publication, translated in English for the needs of the cause, entitled ‘BILL A RI And There Was Light’, addressed during his last American election campaign to President Bill Clinton who acknowledged having received it, I dared to tackle this subject.

    It’s like to say to you, Senator Obama, that in the exceptional circumstances in which we live today – in the point of view of energy – no exploration in the mid or long term, by the american expertise , of an additional source of energy, at the same time safe and profitable, should not be ruled out.

    There is no witchcraft at all involved in all that, Mister Obama. In spite of my Haïtian ascent and my carefully phrased remarks. It is undoubtedly so when a taboo should be broken through. A taboo of magnitude, Sir, I admit it. A ’scientific’ taboo, seldom encountered.

    ‘ The taboo arises as a negative categorical imperative,’ affirms Roger Caillois.

    It is not saying little. Especially when it is a question of adequately correcting the theory of Newton on light and colors.

    However, at the dawn of the twenty first century, to denounce this taboo, to reverse it, should I say, what an asset! Moreover, at the same time the multiple taboos grow blurred which surround another phenomenon of the highest scientific range, the well known phenomenon under the abusive name of ‘Black Holes’, synthesis of light and colors. Indeed Newton, in good faith undoubtedly in his time, really reversed the interpretation of the phenomenon of light. He took the part for the whole ! So much and so well that today like yesterday, the visible appears so much more tempting. Physicists say it: ‘ninety to ninety nine percent of the matter of the universe (Grosso Modo – said here roughly by Lucien BONNET – for more precisions see "LINKS" or "GOOGLE") is made up of a dark matter, invisible, which generates, propels and surrounds the visible, like the sea surrounds the continents’. Scientists such as Stephen Hawking affirm it. The Hubble Telescope confirms it. But theoretical Optics is stagnant.

    My intervention, here, Senator Obama, would mean that. It is possible to use another form of energy. By decoding the Black Matter.Without a play on words. Theoretically initially. While ‘returning the elevator to Newton’ – without a play on words. By the Act which consists in making an AMENDMENT TO THE LAW OF NEWTON ON LIGHT AND COLORS.

    Presently, why should we take the result instead of the cause?

    — Objectively and in a pragmatic way, by a new synthesis.

    Consequently, what a liberation !

    At the threshold of the third millennium, let light live, invisible by synthesis, visible by analysis !

    ‘Synthesis and analysis are two wings of the same bird, the rythm of the universe’s heartbeat, tamed inside the infinitely small having mass. Successively contracted and deployed. In the benefit of humanity.’

    One small step for Man, one giant leap for Mankind – I also said myself – in ‘ BILL A RI and there was light !… ‘

    Unfortunate, yes, but how much a convenient Energy crisis if I dare say, which invites us to explore other avenues, other concepts and, therefore, other resources so far neglected.

    Invitation to go from the invisible to the visible and vice versa. Taking advantage of the sequence of colorless and colored luminous speeds. In order to better understand the Universe. Where Law and Order prevail. Just like in Democracy !

    Energetic formula with a unique character !

    In the name of Science and Technology, vapor is being reverse !

    A winning formula !

    In The United States Of America.

    By The United States Of America.

    For The United States Of America and abroad !

    With you today, Senator Obama, I repeat this sentence – since 1972 and 1978 – that is to say forty years old, but always, in my opinion, carrying the same message that I wish more and more positive for the years to come, in the third millennium, as I said since 1972 and on April 10, 1978, in a Letter to Doctor Carl Sagan:

    ‘On the cosmic scale as on the terrestrial scale, darkness or blackness forms an integral, sine qua non part, of color and light pocess’.

    Is it still broad daylight
    in the shadow of the black sun?

    Yours truly,
    Lucien BONNET

    PLEASE SEE ‘Bill A Ri And There Was Light !’

    LINKS (JANUARY 12, 2008)
    UBC astronomer makes first map of dark matter
    CTV.ca – 11 Jan 2008
    For the first time, a team of UBC scientists have mapped the elusive ‘dark matter’ in a supercluster of stars in the night sky.
    New map lets scientists ’see’ dark matter CBC News
    Astronomers get best look yet at dark matter surrounding galaxies The Canadian Press.

    by Lucien BONNET August 13th at 7:58PM
  3. Dr. Corsi truly is a one of a kind abomination. Google Anthroshitsmearography.

    by Risky Rev. August 13th at 8:00PM
  4. So let's see, the guy who made up a totally untrue smear campaign against the last democratic candidate is at it again.

    *sigh*

    J.K. Rowling, I never thought I'd say this, but would you please write a new book and knock this guy out from #1??

    by iowagradstudent August 13th at 8:25PM
  5. What are those first two or three links to? Looks like an SQL infection.

    by Jeff August 13th at 9:15PM
  6. Corisi accurately said once, "After he married TerRAHsa, didn't John Kerry begin practicing Judaism? He also has paternal grandparents that were Jewish. What religion is John Kerry?" I knew it. Obama's Jewish.

    by Risky Rev. August 13th at 9:49PM
  7. Who the hell is buying this book? Admittedly I live in a very blue state, but I haven't seen anyone go near that section even at Borders.

    by Mia August 13th at 9:56PM
  8. @Lucien BONNET-That was very interesting. Dark matter is cool.

    by Risky Rev. August 13th at 10:12PM
  9. Invented Cambodia?…Noooooo, not exactly:
    Kerry invented a trip to Cambodia on his swiftboat in December of 1968 at the behest of Richard Nixon.
    The invention?
    In December of 1968 Lyndon Johnson was president,
    and no entry into Cambodia was made before 1970.
    So, your sorry attempt to cut down Dr Corsi proves 2 things:
    1) You are a liar
    2) You suck as a comedian

    by Gary Gregory August 15th at 2:21PM
  10. Gary Gregory, are you Corsi's agent? Or possibly his dad? I like how your source in defending Jerome Corsi's last book is a fabricated anecdote from… Jerome Corsi's last book.

    And then since deep down, you know that you and Corsi are both lying, you throw in a "you suck" as a supporting argument.

    Bravo, Gary Gregory. Bravo.

    by Angie August 15th at 2:40PM
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