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August 14 at 12:54PM

Hillary Clinton's Name to Be Placed into Nomination at DNC-Scheduled Brawl

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Looks like Hillary Clinton supporters will be getting their wish. Well, not their actual wish, but a lesser, more symbolic wish

A deal has been brokered between Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton that will allow Clinton's name to be placed in nomination at next week's Democratic nominating convention, sources close to the Clinton camp told ABC News.

"Both sides agree that it is in the best interest of party unity and making sure that everyone's voice and vote is honored to make sure her name is put into nomination," a person close the negotiations said. "It's to honor everyone who worked so hard on both sides."

I totally agree. What could possibly be a better idea for "party unity" than stirring up all the bad feelings that have been dormant for months one last time at the exact moment when the Democratic Party should be throwing all their energy behind one person?

Well, maybe if they maybe made a bunch of cream pies available on the convention room floor.

Or just guns.

Update: One superdelegate who apparently won't be voting for Hillary Clinton at the convention is New York Junior Senator Hillary Clinton…

Associates say she will throw her lot behind Mr. Obama and ask her supporters to follow suit.

I don't know how well that's gonna sit with the Clintons. From what I hear, they don't hold no truck with backstabbing.

  1. I got four words "HERE WE GO AGAIN" hillary is back on the trail I'am a Obama supporter I think that it's a great idea to put Hillary back in the race so her supporters can put some duct tape on their mouth's I would like to say to my fellow Obama supporters in the Blogosphere out there is that for the very first time a candidate who lost in the primaries is going to lose not once but twice in this race so lets kick back and relax oh yeah get some popcorn too because Hillary Clinton's campaign is going to get defeated by the Change candidate in November. YES SHE WON'T WIN, YES SHE WON'T WIN, YES SHE WON'T WIN, and last but not least Y-E-S S-H-E W-O-N'-T W-I-N.

    by Rayshawn Ordway August 14th at 6:51PM
  2. And she is so sure she'll get the nomination, she even went out and bought a new pantsuit.

    by flasunbum August 14th at 3:58PM
  3. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    Well, okay. But she'd better be nice about it.

    by VladGraham August 14th at 3:44PM
  4. Folks should just take the high road and vote for Mike Gravel. Its like voting Present.

    by RedHeader August 14th at 2:48PM
  5. And it looks like it's business as usual in the Democratic party.

    by Mr. Bad Example August 14th at 1:13PM

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