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August 14 at 4:59PM

Mike Huckabee Playing VERY Hard to Get with John McCain

POSTED BY: David Waters

Former Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee has told reporters he has no expectations of being named John McCain's running mate

"I've said, for many, many months, now that I have no expectation that I'm going to get that phone call," he said. "I even have my cell phone turned off, as we speak."

While a radio silent cell phone sends a pretty strong message, if Huckabee is truly serious about not establishing successful communication with McCain, there's some further action he could take…

* Only provide John McCain with his hotmail account address

* Avoid any early bird specials at restaurants in John McCain's area

* Confining himself to churces in blue states and bath houses in red states

* Changing his name to Alan Keyes

* Dressing up as McCain's first wife

* Dressing up as McCain's conscience, circa 2000

  1. Some of Huck's Army has gone rouge., theyve started a petition asking Huckabee to leave the GOP, and start a new party. http://www.mccanes.com/newparty.html

    by jane August 17th at 12:39PM
  2. SHA…. they're trying to be FUNNY. Writing a post like yours isn't funny. It's… depressing. If you want anything serious, going to a site run by comedy central probably isn't the greatest idea.

    by iowagradstudent August 15th at 6:41PM
  3. Obama is clearly a loser…it is a shame that the african american community has waited so long to have a canidate to vote for and no all we have a is a marxist wannabe no moral having puppet…as for the writer of this article regarding huckabee, he is right, i do not like flip phoney mitt b/c he is worse than obama he has no core values and if mccain puts him on the ticket for the sake of the big wigs in the party they can expect defeat cause people are already second guessing mccain to put another person on the ticket that has passed laws contrary to true conservatives – they will just plain ole loose b/c the base will stay home. if the gop is that stupid then they need to lose..no body wants romney but wall street…if he is such an economic genuis why is the hillary style health care he mandated in mass while govenor causing the state to go bankrupt? he is the worst politician ever, even worse then obamanation and i will never vote for nothing with his name on it…now writer of this biased article, write on that

    by SHA August 15th at 4:17PM
  4. So, Mike Huckabee doesn't want to be VP but he doesn't want Mitt Romney to be either? What a bitch!

    by Chief Editor August 15th at 9:29AM

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