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Actual Proof that Barack Obama is a Skrull

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Last week we reported that Barack Obama is very likely a Skrull, come from outer space to conquer (or "liberate") our planet. This was based on the striking similarity between Obama's message of "change" and the Skrulls' insistance that we "embrace change."

Today we bring you further proof from the popular microblogging site Twitter. The Skrulls, apparently wanting to appeal to the youth demographic, have set up a Twitter account. Their feed has about 360 followers whom they are currently indoctrinating with their Skrully idealogy.

And guess who their number one fan is?

An inside source at Marvel assures us that Barack Obama chose to follow the Embrace Change Twitter feed of his own free will.

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