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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. Fighting back his tears, John buries his head into Barack's shoulders and whispers, "Let's make secrets."

    by krapanapes August 23rd at 4:35PM
  2. Despite immense efforts to the contrary, John McCain suddenly falls victim to Obama's magnetic personality.

    by spwamela August 23rd at 7:47PM
  3. Barack, you just blew the election, sorry someone stole your teleprompter. You can try again in 2012 but for now this old man is going to kick your ass.

    by Dan August 23rd at 11:31PM
  4. You know John, if you put Romney on your ticket you're going to look like Grampa Simpson.

    by obamagramma August 24th at 5:19AM
  5. You never asked, but can I tell ? I did terrible things in prison. I was lonely. He was so smooth … Being this close to you makes me remember …

    by obamagramma August 24th at 5:41AM
  6. Once you go black, you never go back…think about it.

    by KMR August 24th at 7:37AM
  7. McCain– Stop playing the "black" card, your Arabic!!!

    by phkl August 25th at 7:39AM
  8. You back out now, and I'll make it all go away: Palin's scandals, your seven houses, I'll even make sure Romney gets smeared free of charge. But you keep this campaigning up, I'll have to leak the pictures of what really happened while you were a POW. You don't look so good on your knees.

    by Rissa September 2nd at 3:30PM
  9. Johnny, Is that a grenade in your pants, or are ya just happy to see me?

    by Harry Bush, Jr. aka M. Fleming September 2nd at 3:51PM
  10. I hate to say it but I told you never go full retard.

    by Big T September 2nd at 4:21PM
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