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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. "Well, Barack, I'll throw the election if you promise to get me a good nursing home. One that doesn't have as much trouble with my Depends as the last one. I'm trusting you to provide changing stations I can believe in."

    by Greenbandit August 18th at 11:42AM
  2. How’s it feel to hug the World’s Biggest Celebrity, bitch!

    by bearness August 18th at 12:16PM
  3. A gassy McCain gets a little help from a brother.

    by Drewcypher August 18th at 12:18PM
  4. I AM the change, John. You just need to BE changed.

    by Drewcypher August 18th at 12:20PM
  5. There, there. 'alright, old dude. You just had a little flashback there's all. Shh. Shhhhhhhh.

    by Drewcypher August 18th at 12:34PM
  6. Not now McCain, we're in a church… come by my hotel room later.

    by iowagradstudent August 18th at 12:44PM
  7. No more strained squash for you!

    by NDeeZ August 18th at 1:39PM
  8. "John, there's mold growing in your ear."

    by high_ankle_sprain August 18th at 1:40PM
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