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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. As evidenced by the recent polls, not only did McCain succeed in leaving some lingering “old man smell” on his rival’s lapels during the embrace, but he also made the world 3% less secure in their masculinity.

    by rose August 21st at 12:49PM
  2. It's okay little guy, we'll get you back to your family. Now can you tell me where you live?

    by Punditphoelia August 21st at 12:50PM
  3. Maybe Biden is right when he spoke of a Kerry – McCain ticket. Maybe Mc Cain will be Obama's vice.

    by Rosemary Ferreira August 21st at 1:10PM
  4. You smell like death.

    by angela August 21st at 2:00PM
  5. Washington: Barack Obama surreptitiously slaps "Property of Exxon Mobil" sticker on McCain's back.

    by Jasper August 21st at 2:07PM
  6. Obama thought bubble: "I bet I can yank out his hearing aid with my teeth…"

    by trutylerdurden August 21st at 2:48PM
  7. John McCain,you make Ben Stein look like a Dynamic Speaker!

    by Johnny Perez August 21st at 3:03PM
  8. I’m sorry John, Michelle placed a moratorium on right leg drilling.

    by bearness August 21st at 3:14PM
  9. "Oh thanks John, that's what I really need, a lapel full of snot."

    by flasunbum August 21st at 3:18PM
  10. McCain later confessed to having no idea what Obama meant by "Good luck, Cartman."

    by Jasper August 21st at 3:20PM
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