August 18 at 11:13AM
Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama
They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
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Bitch.
Wishing he selected a shorter victim Nosferatu chips a tooth on Obama's collar bone.
That's some dirty trick you pulled, friend, stealing the Millennium Falcon from under my nose like that.
"I know it was you McCain. You broke my heart…You broke my heart."
"Ebony, Ivory…"
Barack: It's called reparations old chum. Even if I do lose, I'm comfortable with the fact that my penis will always be bigger than yours. It's just a scientific fact. Haha, ok; see you at the fundraiser.
"domination"
"…I'm pregnant"
BURP!
Tut tut, dandruff.