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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. "Houses are one thing, man, but John, dude… You have no pants on. "

    by Jasper August 22nd at 12:13PM
  2. Can you hear me now john a turn your hearing aide on

    by Jordan August 22nd at 3:50PM
  3. There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

    by bloojax August 22nd at 4:23PM
  4. "I farted on that chair, John"

    by zachjones4 August 22nd at 4:34PM
  5. John, do you need to be changed?

    by jonboulay August 22nd at 7:15PM
  6. "You can empty your colostomy bag in the restroom down the hall to your left, old man."

    by JJC August 23rd at 10:47AM
  7. November 5, 2008: Obama consoles McCain after the biggest drubbing in the history of politics.

    by JJC August 23rd at 10:49AM
  8. Obama: You, me, after school in the playground, chicken!

    by Wingstar August 23rd at 2:27PM
  9. Obama: But John, I want to say home and bake kidlets with you!

    by Wingstar August 23rd at 2:29PM
  10. McCain
    (fighting tears; whispers)
    Let's make secrets…

    by krapanapes August 23rd at 4:31PM
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