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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. "Hands off the wallet John."

    by flasunbum August 19th at 11:37AM
  2. "Oh I'm sorry John, I wasn't being presumptive, but it's been a long while and I thought it would be a good idea for you to use the restroom."

    by flasunbum August 19th at 11:49AM
  3. "You don't scare me John, go ahead and play the AARP card."

    by flasunbum August 19th at 11:58AM
  4. "Ihope my suit doesn't smell like him when we're done."

    by flasunbum August 19th at 12:03PM
  5. "Oh jeez John, I hope that isn't what I think it is rubbing up on my thigh."

    by flasunbum August 19th at 12:17PM
  6. McCain: "Im secretly British and have come back, to retake our colony".

    by UK Media Creative August 19th at 12:21PM
  7. Obama makes McCain "an offer he can't refuse."

    by CassieDisaster August 19th at 12:58PM
  8. McCain throws up in his mouth upon hearing: "I'm choosing Hillary."

    by high_ankle_sprain August 19th at 1:26PM
  9. Now where's that "off" button…

    by woody August 19th at 2:20PM
  10. I didn't know that "second childhood" meant burping them too.

    by Shadawn August 19th at 2:32PM
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