August 18 at 11:13AM
Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama
They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
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"Hands off the wallet John."
"Oh I'm sorry John, I wasn't being presumptive, but it's been a long while and I thought it would be a good idea for you to use the restroom."
"You don't scare me John, go ahead and play the AARP card."
"Ihope my suit doesn't smell like him when we're done."
"Oh jeez John, I hope that isn't what I think it is rubbing up on my thigh."
McCain: "Im secretly British and have come back, to retake our colony".
Obama makes McCain "an offer he can't refuse."
McCain throws up in his mouth upon hearing: "I'm choosing Hillary."
Now where's that "off" button…
I didn't know that "second childhood" meant burping them too.