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Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. Presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama embrace not only as heated contenders, but as 2/3 an Oreo cookie.

    by Sun August 20th at 2:09AM
  2. Take Lieberman for VP ~ I dare you !

    by obamagramma August 20th at 2:47AM
  3. Cough it out, there you go…

    by obamagramma August 20th at 3:00AM
  4. Im gona go Jesse Jackson on You, Barak!

    by Mike B August 20th at 4:20AM
  5. My ad WAS right! you're as hollow and empty as Paris Hilton! ooooh with a slightly thighter ass though.

    by Mike B August 20th at 4:25AM
  6. There, there — you'll remember where you parked your car…

    by M. A. Wilhelm August 20th at 5:49AM
  7. meow!

    by holly ann x August 20th at 6:04AM
  8. "Calm down John, calm down. Don't worry, Bill Clinton was just being nice, he really isn't going to endorse you."

    by flasunbum August 20th at 8:50AM
  9. Hey John, I told 'em how much I admire your war record–"Bing Crosby Sings Songs For Christmas," right?

    by Jasper August 20th at 12:23PM
  10. "Your voters are disgusted by men hugging, mine love it."

    by pfor August 20th at 1:03PM
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