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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. Obama: "Oh, you call me the antichrist, and now you want a hug? I ought to suck your f*#%ing brains out."

    McCain: "Ooh, yes, dominate me. you big black scoundrel! Brush me off your b-b-b-body just like you did Hillary! Brush, brush, ooooooooh!"

    by Jasper August 20th at 1:19PM
  2. Thanks for the flag pin Mav!

    by TeJo Pack August 20th at 2:33PM
  3. This photo was taken just seconds before the unforgettable moment when presidential hopeful Barrack Obama went 'Mike Tyson' on his opponent Senator John McCain by taking a huge bite off his right hear. Presidential campaigning will never be the same. OUCH!

    by cruzelpaso August 20th at 3:18PM
  4. O: "Woose a cute widdle Wepublican? Woose a cute widdle Wepublican?"
    M: "Uuurp!"

    by WIDTAP August 20th at 3:18PM
  5. O: You know you done messed up right

    by Macks August 20th at 4:24PM
  6. "You might feel a little pinch at first, but I promise I'll only going to slide it in a little bit, just the tip."

    by Avis Plumb August 20th at 5:53PM
  7. What?!?! Pres. Bush won't hug you anymore …come on over here. It's okay, all better, all better.

    by Nicholas August 20th at 6:53PM
  8. your fly is down…

    by bodhi August 20th at 8:29PM
  9. O: First I'm going to win this election in a landslide, see? Then, I'm going to get my hands on that pristine little wifey of yours. And it's true what they say… Once she goes Barak, she'll never go back.

    by Kat August 20th at 8:34PM
  10. "First, I'm going to win this election by a landslide, see? Then I'm going to get my hands on that pristine wifey of yours… And it's true what they say. Once you go Barak, she'll never go back."

    by Kat August 20th at 8:38PM
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