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August 18 at 11:13AM

Caption Challenge: John McCain and Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've been on opposite sides for so long…what careless whisper brings them together here?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. "Aww, you think you have a chance. That's so cute."

    by crysnrob August 20th at 10:11PM
  2. Obama: "John, if you have deafness in both ears, how can effectively perform the duties of President?"

    McCain: "Huh?"

    by high_ankle_sprain August 20th at 10:36PM
  3. Hold on a second John … let me pat your back to see if you have one of those wireless radio contraptions rigged under your suit like Bush did during one of his debates :)

    by Leah DiMarco August 20th at 10:43PM
  4. I AM ready to lead the country, John, and as the lights dim and the sounds of music enchant our magical night together, give me the honor, nay the privilege, of leading the last waltz.

    by Jasper August 21st at 1:38AM
  5. feel a little faint? sorry john… didn't have time to shower this morning. B.O. is my initial after all. i live up to my name you see…

    by tess August 21st at 10:06AM
  6. Yes, I heard about what the media said about your campaign. Shhhhh, it's gonna be all right. Tell me who's your daddy.

    Mc Cain: Obama's my daddy…?

    by Heather August 21st at 10:21AM
  7. I've got some Marissa Tomei videos and fudge brownies in my limo outside, meet me there after the show and we'll "talk shop".

    by Heather August 21st at 10:45AM
  8. Barack "Tell your wife it will be okay!"
    McCain "What the Hell do you mean baccarat"

    by mike August 21st at 11:56AM
  9. The Jedi plants a seed: "You don't recall how many houses you own. You'll have to ask your staff."

    by high_ankle_sprain August 21st at 12:26PM
  10. "hug it out, bitch…Hug it out"

    by rose August 21st at 12:41PM
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