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August 19 at 10:53AM

John McCain Will Kick Your Ass in Monopoly

POSTED BY: G. Xavier Robillard

The folks at Brave New Films give a real estate tour of John McCain's ten properties to point out that he's the elitist in this election…

But it doesn't really matter who the elitist is. The real question is "who will beat France in the international Monopoly contest"?

Obviously, it's MC Johnny, who according to the video, owns multi-million-dollar homes in Southern California, Arizona, and of course Park Place and Boardwalk. McCain will most likely be the one removing "Luxury Tax" from the board.

And just this morning, Cindy McCain just put up a hotel on the lot next to mine. Crap.

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