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August 20 at 7:08PM

Overheard in My Inbox

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Terrible Friend of Mine #1: In any case, I think we can all agree that John McCain is a douchebag.

Terrible Friend of Mine #2: Agreed. He didn't even wait for his wife to have cancer and then go into remission before he started fucking someone else.

  1. Retro-cons want to go back to 1908: no income tax, private pay health care, short life span & 2 world wars (& carnage) on the horizon. Oh those were the days !

    by obamagramma August 21st at 3:59AM
  2. Let's stop calling them neo-cons, that too modern. They want to go back to 1908, pre income tax, with private pay health care, short health span, & 2 pending world wars. They are retro-cons.

    by obamagramma August 20th at 9:45PM
  3. I object to the term "terrible"–I work hard to be merely horrible.

    by Ian August 20th at 7:54PM
  4. Loose Lips Sink Ships.

    by hilo08 August 20th at 7:41PM

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