August 21 at 6:35PM
Barack Obama is So Coy About VP Choice
Right about now, you're probably wondering: What the fuck?!
The Democratic national Convention is starting in four fucking days, and we still don't know who the vice presidential candidate for the Dems will be.
Well, one person does (and I don't mean Jesus)…
"I've made the selection, that's all you're gonna get," Obama said told reporters while campaigning in Virginia Thursday. Obama didn't say whether he's informed his pick yet…
Asked by an Associated Press reporter when the text [message announcing his selection] would be sent, Obama just grinned and said, "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Um, yes. That's why he asked.
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Obama is having a lot of fun with reporters while we all wait to hear: http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2367/Barack-Obama-Makes-VP-Choice
It couldn't be Jesus, becasue Fox News would just accuse him of hopelessly balancing the ticket to offset his Muslimness. Muslianity? Musliism?
Oh man… what if it's Jesus? That would totally make the Christians' heads explode.
It's…wait a sec… Who the hell is Call Waiting?
of course one guy knows – the guy printing all the new bumperstickers, right?