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August 21 at 12:25PM

Emancipation, Feminism and Equality Conspire to Put the Kibosh on Rush Limbaugh's Favorite Pastimes

POSTED BY: Eric March

Things haven't been right in Rush Limbaugh's America for a long time. Used to be a man was a man and could pick up a tippler and throttle the presidential ambition out of his wife and uppity young help and nobody'd say nothing.

But how the hell does Joe Multimillionaire White Conservative take his rightful place at the seat of our national government anymore when he's got meddlers like the Democratic Party nagging him day and night to "respect" hippie jumbo like "domestic peace" and "equality under the law"?

"[S]ee, there are Democrats , the drive-bys… are just so upset with these so-called 'ferocious attacks.' These have been benign. Even the Britney Spears/Paris Hilton ad was funny. It was benign…."

"It's — you know, it's just — it's just we can't hit the girl. I don't care how far feminism's saying, you can't hit the girl, and you can't — you can't criticize the little black man-child. You just can't do it, 'cause it's just not right, It's not fair. He's such a victim."

If anyone's a victim here, it's Rush. Tell any big man he can't beat the hell out of the little guy anymore and suddenly there's nowhere else for him to swing that diamond-studded cane except into his own truffle-stuffed face.

  1. In Audacity of Hope on about page 122, Obama Pimp Slapped Limbaugh so hard that he wouldn't dare get into the intellectual ring for real so he must hide behind the BS of "oooh Ima poow widdle caucasian n' if'n I say bad tings 'bout the bwack man evewyone will say I'm wacist."

    by Tom August 22nd at 8:23AM
  2. Obambi is tougher than he looks, but try holding the sainted POW to his words !

    by obamagramma August 21st at 6:00PM
  3. My thought is that Rush is contemplating restraint as his brain wrestles with addiction. He projects his problems onto the political landscape and it's made him lots of money but left him an empty shell of a human being.

    by hilo08 August 21st at 5:27PM
  4. iowa, druggies wouldn't have him.

    I don't think the issue was ever that BO couldn't take the attacks. I think the issue is that the attacks appeal to the worst aspects of our society; ignorance, fear, anti-intellectualism, racial and religious bias, greed, and gluttony. Of course, that's Rush's bread and butter.

    by Dethanos August 21st at 5:04PM
  5. so he called two adults a "girl" and a "man-child." real nice, Limbaugh. you can at least have called them "the woman" and "the black guy." i know, let's call you a "druggie brat" from now on!

    by iowagradstudent August 21st at 4:42PM
  6. Guess Eric is fuming cuz Rush is right.

    by Lee August 21st at 2:52PM

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