Comedian/political blogger Sara Benincasa has a dream.

Won't you help her make it come true?

For a better explanation, read Sara's "Help Me Fuck Michelle Malkin in the Hot Blogger Calendar"* after the jump…

I have a dream.

It's a small dream, but it means a lot. And I'd like to ask for your help.

I've been nominated for this Hot Blogger Calendar thing. Once I found out why I was getting a sudden spike in hits on my blog, Que Sera Sara, I checked the site out and nominated Kambri Crews, Baratunde Thurston, Richard Lawson, and Diana Saez. Whatevs, it's not creepy.

Here's who else has been nominated for the girls part of the calendar: MICHELLE FUCKING MALKIN. Do you understand how amazing this is? No? Go to her website and just hang the fuck out for like an hour. Read some columns. Her apologia for racial profiling is HYSTERICAL. She's not funny on purpose like Coulter, either. It's inadvertent, and therefore amazing.

She also founded a conservative Internetwork (whee!). AND GUESS WHAT HER SITE IS FULL OF? I know, right? She rules.

My rationale is this: chicks on titty calendars usually pose with other chicks, right? 'Cause it fuels the straight man's lipstick femmebian fantasy. Now, I don't know how hardcore this calendar is gonna be, seeing as it's being put together in part by a prominent mommyblogger, BUT. I'm pretty sure that if I get to be at the shoot, I can sweet-talk the photographer into letting me pose naked with or in fact make out with Michelle Malkin. Either way, awesome.

Will Michelle be into it, though? My answer is an unqualified "yes." As her Flickr page attests, she LOVES Five for Fighting concerts and HATES Democrats! She thinks the war is fucking awesome! I think SHE'S fucking awesome.

So. Please "nominate" (i.e., vote) for me here. My Blog is called Que Sera Sara. My Twitter name is SaraJBenincasa.

Um, and also nominate Michelle? Because it would probably make all our lives better, is what I'm saying.

This is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to Michelle Malkin's [cat]!

* I originally found this on Facebook, but I can't link to a Facebook page. However, Sara was kind enough to allow me to reprint it here. I hope all her dreams come true.