August 21 at 10:31AM
Joe Biden Has a Successful Dump
Yesterday I told you about Joe Lieberman's prick. Today, it's Joe Biden's dump.
The senator, under constant surveillance about his possible VP status, headed out in his pickup truck yesterday, but not before he Biden-ated the gaggle of reporters hanging around:
"I got a second load, guys, anybody wants to help me, let me know," he said.
Okay. While you guys discuss what was in his "second load", I'm gonna do some soul searching about my beat here at Indecision…
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Biden will win the senior vote. They are obsessed with regularity. Let's face it, McCain looks constipated.
Don't forget about cakefarts.
I was googling my four favorite fetish phrases: Pricks, Loads, Dumps, and Rush Limbaugh Naked, and it brought me here. THis is a dirty dirty XXX site.
Baby, this is like hitting the daily double at the track. What other news outfit can boast back to back headlines trumpeting pricks and dumps?
No soul searching need be done as to your craft. For who needs iambic pentameter and far lesser prose when your avant garde literary prowess in the niche of pricks, dumps, and loads are far superior to the works of mere mortals.
Quite obviously, Senator Biden is asking the media if they would like to help him make a poo. He might be a corn man. Time for dinner.