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August 22 at 9:00AM

Is Romneybot McMoneybags Slated to Be John McCain's VP?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

So, why exactly are the McCain people going ballisticly ape shit over the Obama people taking a page out of the Republican playbook on the matter of John McCain's numerically evasive domiciles?

Well, according to Time's The Page [this link died, sadly, but you can find the quote on Balloon Juice below]…

Two Republicans close to the situation say McCain has apparently settled on Mitt Romney as his running mate.

And then, according to Balloon Juice

If McCain did decide on [Romney], himself a millionaire and owner of a bunch of homes, you can understand more clearly why they are now completely freaking out over the first real punch Obama has thrown at them despite their having been running attack ads for months.

And, furthermore, according to CBS5.com

After leaving home, Romney attended Harvard law and business schools, and quickly earned millions of dollars as a venture capitalist. He has three homes, a colonial in Belmont, Mass., that has a tennis court, a lakeside house in Wolfeboro, N.H., with a boat house and stables, and a wood-beamed ski house in Deer Valley, Utah.

So, what's that make? Ten houses between the two of them? Or thirteen? I lose track. I can understand how McCain feels.

And that only counts the homes that they know about. Guys like that, I'm sure, accidentally buy houses like "my friend" accidentally downloads viruses onto my computer while searching for tranny porn.

On the other hand, as far as I can tell, neither of them has ever eaten arugula.

(I'm so happy that arugula has made its way back into the conversation.)

  1. I cant believe McCain doesnt know how many houses he owns, not counting the fact that he thinks you have to make 5 mill a year to be wealthy? WTF McCain is a PRO WAR> the commenter is right above. McCain only has stories., in the forum he didnt even answer questions. Instead he told stories which he has memorized and repeated at everytown hall meeting he has ever had. Obama might lead to the great depression. But McCain will probably lead to the Great Depression with a side of WWIII. We should probably elect someone who has to at least live with the choices they make in the white house. McCain will be checking out soon, What does he care if he leaves this country in a mess. The US presidency is just a prize to him. I hate the two party system. Obama is right to say McCain is out of touch and a hot head. John McCain does have a temper, I saw the video of him blowing up on a former senator and dropping the f bomb. http://www.mccanes.com Y McCain will lose if he picks Romney http://www.hotpres.com I guess someone is making a movie about Obama's teenage years. http://www.theobamaplan.com watch video of McCain talking about his failed first marrige at http://www.mccanes.com

    by jane August 22nd at 9:17AM
  2. If McCain picks Romney or lieberman watch that little bump McCain has gotten in the polls disappear. Romney will Hurt McCain with the evengelicals and christian base of the Party, they will turn and Run. Put Huckabee on the ticket and get the Base excited all ready, Then you can win this thing. No one is going to "Not" vote for McCain if he picks Huckabee., If he Picks Romney There will be a ton of People that Wont Vote for McCain. Whats really going on is Romney belongs to the RNC. The RNC wants to make sure that they stay in power. By putting bush 4 in office ie (Romney) after McCains term is over. The RNC dont like Huckabee because he is more for the working class. That is blasphemy in the GOP. Y McCain will lose if he picks Romney http://www.hotpres.com I guess someone is making a movie about Obama's teenage years. http://www.theobamaplan.com
    watch video of McCain talking about his failed first marrige at http://www.mccanes.com

    by jane August 22nd at 9:18AM
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