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August 25 at 11:18AM

Caption Challenge: Joe Biden

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Wow, the new Democratic vice presidential nominee sure has a strong effect on people!

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. I'm really not sure if I'm on the ticket. You look like a man that knows how to work a cell phone, can you see if I got a "text message"?

    by Gas Station Cowboy August 27th at 9:37PM
  2. After 5 unsuccessful attempts at opening a Obama Campaign text message detailing his speech. Senator Biden spent his first Campaign stop as the Vice Presidential nominee wandering aimlessly around the crowd shaking hands.

    by Gas Station Cowboy August 27th at 9:52PM
  3. Easy lady, I just figured out the "e-mail", but as Vice President I promise you, we will look into this whole "text message" thing.

    by Gas Station Cowboy August 27th at 9:55PM
  4. (Biden singing:) "One KISS and you'll be mine…"
    (Fan swooning:) "Ooh, Senator…"

    by Jasper August 28th at 12:09AM
  5. This nomination has lengthened my … lets just say Jill & I are very happy.

    by obamagramma August 28th at 3:47AM
  6. "Look, hold your head sideways and I look like the little squiggly thing you see in e-mails these days."

    by Lars August 28th at 5:10AM
  7. Puff, puff give, bitch, you're fucking up the rotation!

    by Synimatik August 28th at 3:09PM
  8. "Joe Biden blocks photo of interesting person."

    by SP August 28th at 3:26PM
  9. God damn Biden, have you been eating garlic?

    by Tony Johnson August 28th at 4:41PM
  10. "You're right Vern, he DOES look a little Nee-gro around the eyes. Well ain't that a hot damn."

    by Jasper August 28th at 4:55PM
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