August 25 at 11:18AM
Caption Challenge: Joe Biden
Wow, the new Democratic vice presidential nominee sure has a strong effect on people!

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
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I'm really not sure if I'm on the ticket. You look like a man that knows how to work a cell phone, can you see if I got a "text message"?
After 5 unsuccessful attempts at opening a Obama Campaign text message detailing his speech. Senator Biden spent his first Campaign stop as the Vice Presidential nominee wandering aimlessly around the crowd shaking hands.
Easy lady, I just figured out the "e-mail", but as Vice President I promise you, we will look into this whole "text message" thing.
(Biden singing:) "One KISS and you'll be mine…"
(Fan swooning:) "Ooh, Senator…"
This nomination has lengthened my … lets just say Jill & I are very happy.
"Look, hold your head sideways and I look like the little squiggly thing you see in e-mails these days."
Puff, puff give, bitch, you're fucking up the rotation!
"Joe Biden blocks photo of interesting person."
God damn Biden, have you been eating garlic?
"You're right Vern, he DOES look a little Nee-gro around the eyes. Well ain't that a hot damn."