August 25 at 11:18AM
Caption Challenge: Joe Biden
Wow, the new Democratic vice presidential nominee sure has a strong effect on people!
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Yep, there's a little piece of broccoli in your teeth Senator.
Rendering Joe momentarily speechless, Debra Jibkin performs her "Biden can be, Obama's V.P., I'll be his chipmunk, sitting in a tree" song.
Much to Senator Biden's dismay, he discovers that Obama supporters really are spineless.
Senator Biden is dismayed to discover that Obama supporters really are spineless.
Desperate for campaign funding, Joe Biden posed for Axe deodorant ads. Chick-a-wah-wah!
"You're right, dear, from a distance Senator Biden does look like Bill Clinton."
Whoaaaa! Oh, you scared me for a second there, without my bifocals you looked like John McCain.
Joe Biden Senator from Deleware – population 28, recognizes, Ivana Tinkle one of his constituents.
Democrats just can't help being rock stars.
Hell, I say, embrace it. Don't let the Grand Oil Party schemes like trashing celebrity, get you down. It's natural for someone popular to find celebrity. Celebrities are citizens, and have every right to speak their mind, and use the power of their resources to say it. Didn't stop Reagan, didn't stop Sonny Bono, didn't stop Ah-nold. It's sour grapes, is what it is, because Democrats just can't help being rock stars. Creativity, passion, soul, and hope. Insufferable, inescapable, hope. I know, hippy dippy, but what the hell. Embrace it. The Dems are under a large tent. I don't understand why the hell they didn't let Stephen Colbert do a gig. Jeez. They got celebrities up the wazoo today.
Probably thought he'd make fun of them. Or, perhaps afraid of the anti "celebrity" campaign of Fox News and their ilk.
Hey, we got celebrities, we got hard workers, we got kids, we got old people. We got it all. We are not just sheep, marching in lockstep, chanting "drill now!"
The Oil and Gas industry are manipulating prices at the pump (gee, wonder why they're always an energy crisis during an election, war, or smear time?), fixing the market, and then getting our citizens to chant "drill now!" With bogus stories about "energy independence."
Come on. Pleae. Welfare to oil co's for 20 years, so they can squeeze out 1 year's supply, drilling under the American Eagle's nest? Oh sure, "for the good of John McCain" they're "backing off" the American Eagle's Nest again…but how soon do you think he'd greenlight it, if he got in.
President Obama better kick some ass, and listen to the people who will elect him. It's this country's only chance to beat the Cheney Chicken Hawk War Mongering and Woman Haters Club of America. Oh, scratch that. Halliburton moved its headquarters to Dubai.
So use it or lose it, people.
Vote.
And if you're a disgruntled Hillary supporter, and a true Dem (not some Rovian Robot sowing discord)
Who cares about the people, not the fat cats
Vote for Joe Biden as our next Vice President of the United States.
Otherwise, we could end up with the one party system – the Grand Oil Party.
caligrrrl: which one is saying that, Biden or the woman?