August 25 at 11:18AM
Caption Challenge: Joe Biden
Wow, the new Democratic vice presidential nominee sure has a strong effect on people!
Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
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If I squint at this angle you do look like that guy on my shirt, whatever his name is.
I lean to the left, you?
"Luckily we're Democrats: we share a spleen." – conjoined twin Vicki Hendersen.
"Help! Please hurry and get elected. The crowd is crushing me and I have no health care insurance!"
Legendary windbag Joe Biden bores yet another listener into a coma just by saying hello.
Joe Biden shows his vice-presidential SuperPower… DeathBreath
"Oh my Mr. Biden! Buy me dinner first!"
"Put a little elbow grease into the campaign, know what I mean? Hehehehehe…"
"Hahahaha–wait, what? I don't get it."
Oh, I didn't know it was supposed to be either one saying it. I thought some generic announcer would say it. But just the first line. "Democrats Can't Help Being Rock Stars" and then a blistering cheer would ensue.
The rest was just me letting loose – since you guys have all these various forums, but nowhere to really just write about whatever you want. Since I'd been thinking about Biden and Hillary supporters, I picked this one to rail in.
Thank you.
You guys are the only place I can turn to for free speech anymore.
Funny, funny bit on the Lion King thing. Just when I thought you'd lost me, you slid into home plate. Had to laugh. Thank you Daily Show! Now get serious, dammit. My and your kids' lives and future is at stake here.
"I want to drink your blood!"