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August 25 at 11:18AM

Caption Challenge: Joe Biden

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Wow, the new Democratic vice presidential nominee sure has a strong effect on people!

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. Man in 3rd row inquires about Obama's size.

    by Paul Mavini August 25th at 3:48PM
  2. "Underarm Bandit" finally caught on film.

    by Paul Mavini August 25th at 3:49PM
  3. Fetish Photographer for Upnose.com Gets Candid Pix

    by Paul Mavini August 25th at 4:17PM
  4. Hot Secret Service groupie (pictured behind Joe Biden's head) was taken into custody and forced to describe any and all lewd, lascivious and lustful acts she might perform on or for Treasury Department officials or their protectees. Biden's afternoon schedule was delayed while the entire Secret Service detail performed active and vigorous "retraining" at the suspect's behest.

    by high_ankle_sprain August 25th at 4:21PM
  5. "See, I told you he keeps his nose clean!"

    by Stacy August 25th at 4:22PM
  6. "Look sweetie, is that another of John McCain's houses inside Joe Biden's nose?"

    by high_ankle_sprain August 25th at 4:34PM
  7. See, when you look at biden from this angle he looks much younger!

    by Rhonda August 25th at 4:46PM
  8. Look at my shirt, look at my shirt! When can I buy one with your head on it?

    by Rhonda August 25th at 4:47PM
  9. An enthustiastic supportor confirms that that the snot in Joe Biden's nose is indeed just like the snot found in the nose average Americans.

    by Scott Allen August 25th at 4:48PM
  10. "That's right, get in there, non-Catholics. Nothing to worry about, that's it, behind the rail. You're all going on a TRAIN RIDE, that's right."

    by Jasper August 25th at 4:48PM
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