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Countdown to Electiony: 71 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

The USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) — a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, launched in October of 1984 — has been a major weapon for the United States in its war against terror.

It saw action in Operation Desert Shield, Operation Desert Storm, Operation Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom.

That's a lot of desert warfare for a big boat.

Go back to Day 72.

  1. If a plane leaves New York at around 9:30 P.M. for Denver and an article about a battleship is written by a passenger at 12:00 A.M., tell me, how fast was that plane traveling? Or is there a Bizarro Dennis?

    by Risky Rev. August 25th at 7:08AM
  2. I've got a shitload of Subway coupons in my junk drawer! Maybe I should pass them on to the f**kin' Defense Secretary, whoever that is today!

    by beth j. August 25th at 3:16AM
  3. Paid? You mean people actually get paid to write this shit?

    I'm in the wrong business!

    by beth j. August 25th at 3:14AM
  4. Whatever you guys are getting paid to write these bits is too much.

    by obamagramma August 25th at 3:10AM
  5. Holyshit! Our subs our older than my mom! And she was a total cougar! Even she's dead already. Damn!

    by beth j. August 25th at 2:45AM

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