Countdown to Electiony: 71 Days
The USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) — a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, launched in October of 1984 — has been a major weapon for the United States in its war against terror.
It saw action in Operation Desert Shield, Operation Desert Storm, Operation Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom.
That's a lot of desert warfare for a big boat.
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If a plane leaves New York at around 9:30 P.M. for Denver and an article about a battleship is written by a passenger at 12:00 A.M., tell me, how fast was that plane traveling? Or is there a Bizarro Dennis?
I've got a shitload of Subway coupons in my junk drawer! Maybe I should pass them on to the f**kin' Defense Secretary, whoever that is today!
Paid? You mean people actually get paid to write this shit?
I'm in the wrong business!
Whatever you guys are getting paid to write these bits is too much.
Holyshit! Our subs our older than my mom! And she was a total cougar! Even she's dead already. Damn!