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August 25 at 9:06AM

God Unleashes His Almighty Fury Upon Democratic Convention

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Yesterday, throngs of insurgent liberals, communists, homosexuals, deviants and all around ne'er-do-wells descended upon to the fine God-fearing city of Denver, Colorado to pay homage to their new savior in a four day festival of depraved debauchery.

So, a thing like this can't really come as any surprise…

At least three tornadoes touched down Sunday afternoon southeast of Denver between Castle Rock and Parker, but somehow managed to miss new housing developments in the area…

The thunderstorms that spawned the twisters also unleashed a deluge of rain and hail on several subdivisions… The storm also triggered a spectacular lightning show around Douglas and Elbert counties.

Coincidence? I think not.

God has been a longtime critic of socialized medicine.

  1. Tornados out on the plain during tornado season? Coincidence… maybe.

    by bearness August 25th at 9:48AM
  2. George Bush has been trying to tell everyone that Jesus is a Republican…

    Nah, I think Georgie just whipped out his trusty little weather making machine to make it appear that God is shitting on the DNC.

    by beth j. August 25th at 9:16AM

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