Countdown to Electiony: 70 Days
So, anyway, I had a really really funny and informative post set up for today concerning the Mormons' Seventy priesthood and their effects on American culture…
…but…
…I had my feelings when I read the comments to yesterday's post, which was completely not phoned in and uninspired. So, I'm not writing it.
Obviously, this has nothing to do with the ridiculously hectic atmosphere here in Denver and the thirteen beers I drank.
Because I'm a professional.
Go back to Day 70.





Mitt Romney should get tapped. After all, he's tapped plenty of wives and children with his sealing powers as a member of the seventy.
Meanwhile, from Day 70 … "back to Day 70"? – either a 13-beer-blogging typo OR Bush has found a way to stay in office – Lame Groundhog President?
70 – The number of times McCain has lost his house keys so far this week? To be fair there are an awful lot of them. (Yes, I know …)
70 thousand. The number of times the phrase "party unity" will be broadcast over the MSM airwaves Tuesday.
fuck'em. Everyone is a critic. I'm just waiting to see what you do for 69. High road or low road? Ooh the pressure…