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August 26 at 1:33PM

The Daily Show Correspondents Reveal What's In Their Convention Survival Kits

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Being a member of the Best Fucking News Team Ever means being ready for all contingencies — especially when you're providing the Best Fucking Convention Coverage Ever. So what do Samantha Bee, Jason Jones, John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Aasif Mandvi and Wyatt Cenac carry in their convention survival kits? Find out in this exclusive video:

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  1. This is an offer for any member from Comedy central (specifically the god-like creatures of the Daily show {Ms Bee, you sooo hot})
    At our college of Algonquin College in canada's national Capitol we are putting together the "Weed-Olympics". We will have contestants competing in such "sports" as "can you make a bong out of this?" which will involve turning a frozen turkey into a bong…
    We are inviting you to come as either competitors, or reporters to participate in what is planned to be an annual event here in Ottawa.
    If you have any inkling of interest in this opportunity please reply to my email address of i8plato@hotmail.com so that we may go by a red carpet (we somehow lost ours)
    Be cool
    Michael Espie

    by Michael September 5th at 4:39PM
  2. Where will the Daily Show be today and the rest of the week? I'm in Denver, I want to go see them.

    by Haley August 27th at 4:31PM

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