August 27 at 3:45PM
Barack Obama's Children Pledge Themselves to the Secret Cause
More proof the Obama family isn't like us:
When Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, took the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver on Monday night after their mom Michelle's speech, they had no idea their dad was going to be beamed in live via satellite. When Mrs. Obama told the girls she had a surprise for them, the potential first lady was pretty surprised at the response.
"Is it the Jonas Brothers?" Malia asked.
The Jonas Brothers, for those of you who have been living under a rock for the past year and a half, are an elite AQI splinter cell conducting sabotage/capture operations in the Kirkuk oil fields and southern Mosul.
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Those aren't freaks, those are Americans. You want the Nazi channel over at Faux.
Democrat Convention — what a veritable FREAK SHOW!
We must keep The Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus apart or it will be the popocalypse.
emm… drink much? too much even? because you certainly don't reason much or for that matter spell much, you "Elitis" (is that anything like Evian?)
Barack Obama the Roman Elitis
Barack Elitis image is still lingering hard because barack Obama is an Elitis, First He feel like he don’t have to answering any Issues what so ever the Obama camp, Say’s if you don’t vote for Obama Than your not a Democrat, or most Obama supporter just down right call you a Racist for not voting for him,,, than Obama had to Make that Barack Obama SEAL,, that he stole from the Presidential SEAL,, but NO the Obama camp, Still say’s he not and Elitis,
Now at the Democratic Convention they are re-fitting the stage and adding a Roman Theme to it, Like he is
Julius Caesar controlling Rome or even worst,,He think He is the 2nd Coming of
Jesus Christ,, the new Democratic Savior, he Eagle is riding so his and He is so full of him self,, and Of Course Keith Oberman buy right into this and believe it including the rest of Msnbc and CNN