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August 27 at 12:54PM

Who Was That Masked Man in the Bolo Tie?

POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

The Internets are all abuzz with chatter about last night's mysterious speaker at the Democratic National Convention, who brought down the house with a rousing speech about alternative energy. The portly, middle-aged white man has won accolades from sources as diverse as Forbes Magazine and the Northwest Progressive Institute .

Well, I did some old-fashioned research and discovered that this enigmatic orator is in fact a man by the name of "Brian Schweitzer." Apparently, he has some sort of job with the Montana state government, possibly involving soil. Whoever he was, you've got to give him credit for bringing the crowd in Denver to their feet with lines like this:

In Montana, we're investing in wind farms and we're drilling in the Bakken formation, one of the most promising oil fields in America. We're pursuing coal gasification with carbon sequestration and we're promoting greater energy efficiency in homes and offices.

But there may be more to this story. I might posit that this mysterious person has the speech-giving skills of a very famous politician … one Barack Obama. And to my knowledge, Schweitzer and Obama have never been seen together in the same room. In fact, where was Obama last night while this thrilling speech was delivered? How convenient! Supposedly, he was in Montana.

  1. Brian A-
    The bolo tie was in full effect all week, wasn't it? Don't forget about Sen. Ken Salazar and possible future Senator Mark Udall, also members of the "bolo tie caucus."

    by Tim Hurst August 30th at 4:17AM
  2. Schweitzer and Richardson make up the core of what I like to call "the bolo caucus." Happy to have as my governor.

    by Brian August 28th at 12:45PM
  3. Great speech ! How the west was won ! Go Governor !

    by obamagramma August 27th at 8:33PM
  4. I am a resident of Montana and was thrilled to see MY governor, Brian Schweitzer, talking about all of the wonderful things he has done for the state of Montana. He is a great speaker and I think his speech was clear and concise! I was surprised that he didn't bring his dog, Jag up on stage with him. Mr. Obama was actually in Billings watching the speeches. He has been to Montana four times and we look forward to seeing him again soon. Go Mr. Schweitzer and Go Obama!

    by Aimee August 27th at 6:34PM
  5. I thought he did well, even though he seemed a bit nervous to me, and so did Bill Clinton. I noticed Bill mouthing "that was good" or words to that affect after the speech.

    by Roy August 27th at 4:56PM
  6. A little skeptical that Obama and Schweitzer are the same person! Can you see Obama working on a cattle ranch? Not very likely!

    by Capeman August 27th at 4:16PM

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