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Big, Big News! A Sneak Peak at Barack Obama's Acceptance Speech

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Wow! You know what, being here at the DNC in Denver sure pays some unexpected and amazing dividends!

Via an anonymous tipster, who asked to remain both anonymous unnamed, I present to you an exclusive preview of the acceptance speech Barack Obama is planning to give tonight in Invesco Field.

I have no idea how this got on the internet, but here it is…

Not quite what you were expecting, was it?

Well, here's a preview from another source.

  1. being RRed is annoying, being BRed is fun!

    by iowagradstudent August 28th at 11:58AM
  2. hahah you guys are assholes.

    by Judi August 28th at 11:08AM

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