On Monday we showed you the shocking video of Fox News correspondent Griff Jenkins being mauled by a crowd of anti-freedom protesters in Denver. The video ends abruptly, with Griff yelling "That's just not necessary!" as he disappears into the mob. Then the picture cuts out, so viewers are left to wonder if they captured this brave young reporter and beat him, ate him, forced him to watch Keith Olbermann for 48 hours straight, etc.

The day after the incident I noticed that Griff still hadn't updated his blog, so we sent him an email expressing our concern and asking if he was okay.

We got no reply. I, for one, feared the worst.

Last night, Denver hero Griff Jenkins finally posted something. Turns out he wasn't being held in captivity by cannibal MSNBC terrorists at all. No, he was just too busy playing poker with Hollywood elites to respond to a considerate message from a fellow news(ish) organization.

So much for heroes.