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August 28 at 4:38AM

The Colbert Report: Mike Huckabee Compares Joe Biden to Vanilla Ice Cream

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Last night Mike Huckabee told Stephen that Barack Obama picking Joe Biden as his running mate was like going into Baskin-Robbins and ordering vanilla. But that's not a euphemism for white…

What do you think is going to be the Republicans' euphemism of choice to describe Barack Obama as black?

  1. Jello ~ no, that's Cosby !

    by obamagramma August 28th at 6:15AM
  2. You can't make an evil ice cream. The GOP is going to have to go back to vegetables. Everyone hates them.

    by obamagramma August 28th at 6:18AM
  3. The GOP is going to have to go back to vegetables.

    They have. That's why they chose McCain.

    by Scoopernicus August 28th at 8:58AM
  4. I think Big Ice Cream might be offended by the off-hand implication of endorsement.

    by David Hill August 28th at 10:04AM
  5. Hey Stephen, why aren't you in high def?
    Or are you, but you've been drinking?
    The reds will start calling Obama "nabisco" in public soon.

    by Mr. Jensen August 28th at 10:56AM
  6. He's so "Clean," pure as vanilla ice cream!

    by Candace August 28th at 11:15AM
  7. Oreo cookies and cream!

    by Globetrotter August 28th at 11:27AM
  8. http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw1553.html

    by hilo08 August 28th at 11:28AM
  9. So if Biden is vanilla, what is Huckabee? Tutti-Frutti? I don’t know what flavor McCain would be, but he’s past his expiration date.

    by bearness August 28th at 11:39AM
  10. If Biden were a desert treat, he wouldn't be vanilla ice creama, he'd be a well-prepared flam.

    by Ron Mwangaguhunga August 28th at 11:41AM
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