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Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese…

No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.

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  1. Ron Paul Sucks My Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Tom October 23rd at 11:11AM
  2. I am not gay
    Ron Paul eats at taco bell therefore GO RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by tom October 23rd at 11:12AM
  3. I love your show I always watch it and I eat bread and frozen every day

    by joe October 23rd at 11:16AM
  4. I love BRead with frozen cheese I eat it everynight on the side of my taco platter

    by tom October 23rd at 11:19AM
  5. eht ylno emit i nac hctaw ruoy wohs si ta thgin os taht si nehw i hctaw ti.

    by joe October 23rd at 11:20AM
  6. I saw obama last night and asked him if he had ever sky dived and he said that the only way he would do it is if you gave him 2 million dallors and 10 pounds of weed.

    by joe October 23rd at 11:32AM
  7. John McCain probley will die from a overdose of excitment then Sarah Palin will sell the USA to Canada Eh!!!!!!!!!!
    GO ron paul

    by tom October 23rd at 11:35AM
  8. Sarah Palin is a hoe i saw her sucking John Mccain's chubby, albino cock

    by john October 23rd at 11:39AM
  9. Sarah Palin loves Alaskan pipelines

    by tom October 23rd at 11:45AM
  10. Steven Colbert is really Jon Stewart wearing a mask…. and yes… I am stoned… STONED WITH PRIDE FOR AMERICA

    by Nick October 24th at 12:07PM
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