August 28 at 10:48AM
Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese…
No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.
The auction ends on September 15th and 100% of the proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.
Be a hero and help out a great cause — and maybe get a chance to break bread (and dip it in cheese) with Stephen Colbert!
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I fond-ue of this idea
Fondue? Is Colbert a secret French loving elitest? Or is the liberal Stand UP To Cancer organization forcing him into it?
This is a terrible tease. I will never be able to outbid. Maybe pictures can be posted post-fondue for the rest of us with Stephen/fondue/fetishes.
Ahhhhh what a cheesy fantasy- works for me- although I will not be able to outbid anyone unless Colbert is willing to pick any donation at random and not necessarly the highest. In any case it does not cost any theoretical money to dream. A girl can always have big elitest dreams with small pocket book- Thanks again Bush.
There should be a second auction to see who gets to lick the pot.
And then they should auction off the pot.
Maybe a live feed during the fondue dinner (seen only by making a minimum donation) so we, the poor, can eat our pitiful government supplied cheese sandwiches while imagining being there … or maybe just posting it afterwards for free. Now where can I get some bread?
God I wish I had money. =(
Oh! That just might be the thing to make Harmony smile! She has been in such a funk lately.