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August 28 at 10:48AM

Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese…

No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.

The auction ends on September 15th and 100% of the proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.

Be a hero and help out a great cause — and maybe get a chance to break bread (and dip it in cheese) with Stephen Colbert!

  1. That cheese is mine.

    by Xtine August 28th at 11:19PM
  2. Nobody loves cheese more than I do!!!

    by Monica August 29th at 1:22AM
  3. me and my friends like (love) your show from michigan.

    by greg smith jr. August 29th at 2:03AM
  4. If only my student loan were not larger than my mortgage! Would love the opportunity but I am already running as fast as I can on my hamster wheel just to make the monthly payments on – my hamster wheel.

    Obama Biden! – two lawyers that COMPREHEND that GOD and the CONSTITUTION actually want more than lip service and have profound meaning and purpose.

    by AttyGirl August 29th at 2:05AM
  5. oh.. if only I wasn't poor.. costs me a grand just to get there..

    by Riki August 29th at 2:14AM
  6. Better be American Cheese! None of that Swiss crap. Feel bad for Colbert. He is going to be stuck eating with some Liberal Elitist.

    by Thor August 29th at 4:14AM
  7. I f-ing LOVE cheese! I would base a large percentage of my presidential policies — if elected — on cheese. Holy smokes I need to win this!

    - Ron (Ron4President.com)

    by Ron August 29th at 9:13AM
  8. that would be awesome. lol.

    but I'd pay even more if the cheese turned into whipped cream and Stephen was the main dish. ;)

    by Cocohontas August 29th at 11:12AM
  9. DARN YOU MENTAL RECESSION!!! I WANT CHEESE WITH COLBERT!!!

    by Canico August 29th at 2:18PM
  10. Steven Colbert Is AWESOME!!! AND SO IS CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so is Melted stuff!!!!!!! except ice cream!!!!!!!!!

    by Kyle Cline (Texas) August 30th at 12:20AM
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