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August 28 at 10:48AM

Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese…

No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.

The auction ends on September 15th and 100% of the proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.

Be a hero and help out a great cause — and maybe get a chance to break bread (and dip it in cheese) with Stephen Colbert!

  1. Sharing fondue w/Stephen would be a dream come true (even if I am a foodie that is picky about my cheeses). I know it sounds cheesy but I would even eat Velveeta if it meant lunch with Stephen.

    by Leslie August 30th at 12:52AM
  2. Good lord! Stephen and cheese! I live in Australia so is anyone prepared to sponsor a woman still the happy side of 70? Hey! I'm a baby-boomer, doesn't time fly?

    Will it be brie or camembert? Or perhaps a hard cheese! My mouth is watering already. I like cheese spread on fruit; apple or pear is the best – yummm!. For a little savoury selection could they throw in some Italian sun-dried tomatoes and some black olives? Celery and cucumber and perhaps a little mint and water cress?

    Oh! well, nobody said we can't dream!

    by Lorraine August 30th at 1:38AM
  3. sounds perfect!!
    cheese (im from wisconsin so cheese is right up my alley) and stephen!

    what could be better??
    umm nothing
    duh

    by ajay August 30th at 2:11AM
  4. Why can't I find the auction??!
    *cries*

    by Melissa August 30th at 3:27PM
  5. @Melissa Probably can't find the auction yet because it doesn't launch until September 5 according to the article above.

    by Sherry August 30th at 8:29PM
  6. Will he be wearing the cheese?? I would definatley be more apt to go… But those are my two favorit passtimes sooo i guess that will do !

    by Esther Finney August 31st at 1:46AM
  7. So I am a vegan, but I would go just so that I could hang out with Stephen for the afternoon.

    by Katie Mae August 31st at 5:41PM
  8. sounds like jew fun

    by lkjik September 1st at 11:53AM
  9. An afternoon with Stephen Colbert!! Wow!! I can't have dairy, but the afternoon with Stephen would be awesome!!!!

    by Meggan September 1st at 7:36PM
  10. Yes, I'd probably show up. I'm not paying. No pork please.

    by Beverly September 1st at 10:49PM
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