Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese…
No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.
The auction ends on September 15th and 100% of the proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.
Be a hero and help out a great cause — and maybe get a chance to break bread (and dip it in cheese) with Stephen Colbert!




Fondue? how about something american, like hot dogs and apple pie? Then we'll talk.
Is he just whoring himself under the guise of charity?
I will be bidding but Stephen I really have my eye on a smartcar so….hmmm.. guess I might have to sell some stocks.
Can we invite guests to sit at the next table and drool? They'd have to pay their own way of course.
A chance to have lunch with america's savior why it would an honor. = )
It will not that frenchy cheese stuff he will be eating (soft liberals), but that hard stiff, knock you out hard American Cheese all the way!!!
i want "2" have a cheese steak with stev-O! i hope he likes to be called that when i get to meet him
A metamucil milkshake,coco, and a benefiber soup is all I ask for you.
Hey Colbert- I've got a good adjective for you to use at the start of your show– cause "multi-grain" just blows! How about "patriopic"- seems a good fit.
I am wife of Goorlock, Financial Advisor. Tiger in the Sack.
He has entered your field of vision because he has issues.
And they aren't just financial.
He was a gift from a friend. I thought, "why not? How much trouble could one Gourlock (alternative spelling) be?"
Well, as you can see the finacial meltdown is simply Gourlocks tears from missing me. I was the only one he could get a boner with.
Nuff said.
Gourlock Owner and Whore of all Things I can Eat that make you Scared.
Love, and I mean it,
Maureen
All I want to say is, don't even worry about the lunch. I would much rather have you Mr. Colbert for lunch! P.S. I am a new fan of yours and one of your biggest crush… And NO! I'm not a weird obsessive freak, but I do think you are wonderful, intelligent, very Handsome! and I wish you always much success in your career and hope to see you educating & entertaining all of us for a very, very long time.
Lots of Love,
Adriana… Mmuah!