August 28 at 10:48AM
Win a Chance to Share Hot Cheese with Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert and a pot of hot, creamy cheese…
No, we haven't been tapping into your feverish dreams. We're telling you about a special eBay auction, launching on September 5th, which will give you the chance to bid on a fondue lunch with Stephen.
The auction ends on September 15th and 100% of the proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.
Be a hero and help out a great cause — and maybe get a chance to break bread (and dip it in cheese) with Stephen Colbert!
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Holy Smoke! And I missed this one?!?!!?
How cruel the Universe must be towards a small alien trapped into the body of an earthling who has numerous dreams about being fed cream cheese sandwiches by Mr. Colbert and then.. being helped "wiping" her mouth with the softest of methods…
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Sorry I didn't see this one. Particularly because it was for a very good cause.
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Hi, hey this site is fun! Stephen, you're like an amusement park for shut-ins! (Not that I'm a shut in of course. No, I'm very active and popular, a very sexy individual with a lot of notable traits). So seeing as how this offer is over and also you're already married, got any friends that want to cut the cheese with a hot intellectual?
I had no idea there was any kind of contest/auction to eat cheese with Stephen. It would have been cool to win, as his show and humor are just fanstastic. I had his brother John as my 7th grade Social Studies teacher and he was pretty funny too, and always talked about surfing. He is still in the Charleston area, maybe I should call him up sometime. Truthiness and justice for all!
I was just addressing the issue of lunch, and its odd political implications this morning at rottenzucchini.com. I'm glad to see the issue is being taken seriously.
We've all seen the political ads for the McCain campaign accusing Barack Obama of wanting to teach sex education to kindergartners. As it turns out, that's not exactly correct. Obama wants to teach kids age appropriate sex ed and for kindergartners that would be teaching them about how to avoid being molested.
I thought maybe we could be of assistance in this area and I've come up with some titles of literature that could be distributed in preschools. Please feel free to contribute your ideas keeping the title themes in mind.
1. My Little Chubby
2. V is for vagina (from the Sesame Street ABC's of sex series)
3. Naughty Nana
4. Why Uncle Ernie Doesn't Live Here Anymore
5. That's Not Funny!
6. Can You Say Nocturnal Emission? I Didn't Think So…
More titles to come as the pamphlets take shape
I would've voted for Stephen Colbert for President. Obama and McCain don't deserve it.
I read that on Nov. 14th Stephen Colbert will help out the
"Spina Bifida Association of America" with a roast. My son has Spina Bifida and was born on Nov. 14th. He can walk.
THANKS STEPHEN COLBERT
I hate this election lets all vote for RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Gay
tom u are a genius