Oprah Sheds Tears, Eyelashes For Barack Obama
Daytime diva Oprah Winfrey was so moved by Barack Obama's astounding acceptance speech last night, that she lost her own fake eyelashes in a puddle of sweet, salty tears…
"I cried my eyelashes off," she said in the bowels of Invesco Field, moments after Obama accepted the nomination for president before an estimated 84,000 people.
"I think it's the most powerful thing I have ever experienced," she added, calling Obama's words "transcendent." On the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I have a Dream Speech," Winfrey compared Obama's words to those of the civil-rights leader, Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln.
Winfrey's support has been a huge boost to Obama throughout his campaign, but without eyelashes, she may appear too much like an alien freak to win voters for the Illinois Senator. If Obama wants to go that route, he's probably better off with James Carville.
Not to be outdone, fellow celebrity Obama supporter Pamela Anderson reported clapping so hard, she popped a breast implant, while McCain supporter Robert Duvall got so angry, he swallowed his teeth.
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Oh c'mon,if it doesn't invovle megabucks,or something that will add to her personal gain, Oprah is as useless as teats on a bull. Her show had great ratings early on, when Obama was a young upstart, but guess what? He is not what he proposes. He is using tactics used byJohn Kennedy, Roosevelt and God knows (God Forbid, I am not alledging he will follow suit,but Hitler )whom all used mass rallies to attain their power.)who knows as many politicians,have used staged massive gatherings to get the people fired up, promise the world, and figure it out later.What? Palin is a woman. Wasn't Hillary? Maybe we need Bills' approval
BOOHOOOOO. IM SO PROUD OF M'A BOY BARRACK……HE'S SO CUTE,
HE MOVES ME MORE THAN STEDMAN EVER DID.
Sad man. she's more into him than his wife.
boo-hooo….my puppet lights my fire more than stedman everdid.
Sad man. She's more into him than his wife michelle.