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Sarah Palin: Total VPILF

POSTED BY: Eric March

Despite the inevitable haggling over her foreign policy credentials and her readiness to be president, there's one thing about Sarah Palin that Republicans and Democrats can definitely agree on:

Sarah Palin is a VPILF.

That's a vice president I'd like to f**k, by the way. Where the hell have you been since 1999?

I mean sure, she faced down her own party's corrupt establishment by enforcing the most sweeping ethics reform in Alaskan history while raising a family of five that includes a Down's Syndrome-afflicted infant son, but get a load of them gubernatorial knockers, eh boys?

And thank God for 'em.  Without that purty smile and them big ol' titties, she'd be just another VPIMNAWOTIBALRFTCSPTISDATHBSI — vice president I may not agree with on the issues, but at least respect for the character she possesses, the intellect she demonstrates and the human being she is.

  1. palin is a total babe.
    she manages to look good in nerdy glasses/updo and conservative make up and clothes. imagine her dressed to kill…
    i wish she would dress more provocatively…
    damn that milf is hot!!!

    by grrpalin September 11th at 12:19AM
  2. Check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. It's where she got those stupid names for her kids! http://www.personal-space.com/palin.

    by David Rock September 11th at 5:23PM
  3. Ever notice how the Dems never have anything good to say about their opponent, even when they are ideal for America. I think they have a better idea called "Amerika". Look Democrats, we dont want communism!!!

    by WolfAttack September 14th at 5:07PM
  4. Look, this "Dem" will have something excellent to say about "my opponent" precisely WHEN he or she is ideal for America and not a moment before.

    And another thing: I am sick and tired of people who disagree with me spitting "Commie!" out of their noise holes simply because I disagree with them. For those of you who cannot understand that the framers of the Constitution meant for Americans to disagree in a civil way, I say the porous border is that-a-way and I wish you would take care to not let the swinging door hit you in the fanny on the way out.

    by DaveW September 14th at 6:21PM
  5. The one thing that the President has complete control over, is our military, as the commander and chief. Ask yourself who you would want at the reigns of that post. I'm not a democrat, or republican, I'm just a guy who thinks judgement, and temperment, are at least as important as experience.

    I'm not completely conviced Obama is my saviour, nor that he is the anti-Christ, I just think that his judgement might be better than an ex military lifer who had been through a horrible prisoner of war experience, and could possibly have feelings that conflict with logic, and that of a first time, bear hunting, woman republican, who might just be looking to show how strong women can be, and forgetting logic.

    I love being able to own guns, I love hunting, and target shooting…and I don't necessarily think I will loose all those privileges with Obama, but we might just gain some original thinking in the white house.

    by Darren Ison September 14th at 8:42PM
  6. Why does the Second Amendment have a beef with the sweater industry?

    by FoundingStepFather September 14th at 11:10PM
  7. Yeah, total VPILF.

    Have you seen this website?
    http://www.pullinforpalin.com/
    I'm Pullin' For Palin – The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF

    The Sarah Palin – A GILF I Can Get Behind T-Shirt is hilarious!

    by VP McMilf September 16th at 4:13AM
  8. 支持!

    by bobo521bobo October 25th at 7:41PM
  9. Stop it. Stop it right now! You know better- or don't you?

    Hillary and Bill Clinton represent a marriage and a family that has truly loved America. They have cherished her potential. They have not garnered the approval of the elite. On the other hand, they have earned the love of the people. You can spin all the bullshit you want from here to kingdom come. It will never change our minds. And I do know that I speak for the people. I ask everywhere I go. It's always the obvious. The affirmative.

    Who is the hell is the "electorate"? That's what I'd really like to know.

    by Athena October 25th at 8:39PM
  10. Just so that you (and others) know, Eric, Sara Palin's son Trig is not "afflicted" with Down Syndrome. He was born with an extra 21st chromosome which merely means that he "has" down syndrome. DS is not an affliction, it is mearly a fact of Trig's genetic make up – just like the color of your eyes is a fact of yours and mine.

    by rik October 26th at 6:02PM
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