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August 29 at 12:50PM

Superhot Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to Be John McCain's VP

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

1:03 - On second thought, that "eighteen million cracks" line wasn't just intended for angry women Democrats as I kind of sexistishly wrote. I think they're going for all women.

This could — if the McCain/Palin team plays this right — change everything. We'll see.

12:50 - She didn't talk at all about her policies. At all! That was completely about her being a "reformer" and a "woman" and "an all American mom." I wonder how long they're gonna try to hold back on her conservativism.

And how long before the Obama campaign begins carpet bombing the press with its spin.

12:46 – Is that closing music from "Halloween" or "The Exorcist"?

12:44 – She's invoked the name Hillary Clinton! And her "eighteen million cracks" line! They're totally going after all the angry women Democrats. But it seems really, really calculated. Is John McCain really getting that scared?

12:40 – A veteran and a veteran's mom. Burn that idea into your brain, because you're gonna hear it a lot.

12:39 – They're really playing this one as a choice for independents. That's gonna be McCain's message hardcore from now on. Despite their records, they're not gonna run as Republicans.

12:37 – She's gonna win McCain some votes. No doubt about it. She's as American as Baked Alaska.

12:36 – I like her. I'm sure I'll hate her politics, but she seems really likable.

12:35 - The phrase "hockey mom" has officially been added to the American lexicon.

12:34 – As well as an infant son? No way!

12:33 – Whoa! A kid in Iraq? That's good.

12:32 – Did I just catch McCain checking out Palin's junk?

12:31 – They share a birthday/anniversary? That's too awesome.

12:30 – I really hope this doesn't turn into some kind of Harriet Myers or Dan Quayle situation. I hope that she's as tough and qualified as they keep saying she is.

12:29 – Wow. That is a handsome woman.

12:28 – Here she comes!

12:27 – McCain is reading the shit out of that piece of paper with his speech on on it. It's like he's giving a book report. C'mon man, didn't you watch last night's speech?

12:26 – Hey, look! There's more than 80 people in that room! Good for you, McCain!

12:25 – Is the crowd booing "elementary school teacher"? WTF?

12:24 – "Someone with executive experience." Yeah, I guess she will be the only one in the race with that.

12:22 – "I had many good people to choose from." Don't forget Joe Lieberman.

12:19 – McCain just took the stage. He's getting a very nice birthday reception.

12:17 – Mary says: "One of the news channels just called Palin a 'sportsman.' Is there something we don't know?"

12:07 - I just thought of something interesting. The media is all over the fact that no matter who wins in November, history will be made. Either a black man or a woman will be in the White House. But I haven't yet heard anyone point out that both of the two freak states — Hawaii and Alaska — are now represented in this race.

12:01 – On the state investigation that many thought would kill her chances at the VP nod…

"…questions have now arisen over whether Palin used her office to try and fire her ex -brother-in-law from a state trooper's position. Palin asserts the charge is untrue, but the Alaska Senate this week approved the hiring of an independent investigator to look into the allegation."

You'd better believe that more people than the Alaska Senate will looking into those allegations.

11:53 – One thing is certain. Sarah Palin — whom most of the country was unaware of when they woke up this morning — is a brand new huge player in the Republican Party. And she's young. Even if the McCain/Palin ticket loses in November, I wouldn't be surprised to see her as a viable presidential candidate in the years to come.

11:40 - Mary says: "The real question is, will she wear a pantsuit?"

11:39 - By the way, we'll be seeing Palin speak in Dayton, Ohio at around noon.

11:38 - It's gonna be really interesting to see how Clinton feminists respond to this. She's opposed to equal pay reform and is an outspoken critic of Row v. Wade.

11:35 - John McCain has officially announced that Sarah Palin will be Republican nominee for vice-president.

11:20 - I can't wait to get to Minneapolis next week and talk to some conservatives about their feelings.

11:15 - I'll tell you one thing: If McCain wins in 2008 and decides not to run a second term, 2012 could be a crazy election cycle. Can you imagine a Clinton vs. Palin scenario? Oh my God, it's almost enough to make me pull for McCain to win.

11:13 - So, here we have 72-year-old John McCain and a young, relatively inexperienced, Washington outsider as his running mate. What happens if John McCain dies? Will she be ready to lead our country? And is that any different than electing Barack Obama? She, at least, has experience as an executive commander.

11:08 – Mary says: "This woman kills bears with her bare hands. She will not fear attack doggie Biden."

11:05 - Palin kind of is the female, less doughy version of Pat Buchanan. So, I'm curious about whether this really is going to pull in the women Democrats who have been leaning toward McCain. Sure, she's a woman, but she's also vehemently pro-life.

10:41 - Yes, Virginia, there will be a woman in this half of the election cycle.

MSNBC just issued a special report that John McCain has chosen hyper-conservative Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential nominee.

And she is considerably more attractive than Joe Lieberman. No offense to Lieberman, but Palin is only 44-years-old (that's even younger than Barack Obama) and as MILFy as they come.

On the other hand, she's not particularly experienced (I wonder how McCain will sally forth without that meme), having been in office for less than two years. It'll be interesting to see how she'll look going up against the very experienced Joe Biden in veep debates.

You know, it's too bad presidential and vice-presidential candidates don't get to debate each other. I think most people would rather watch Palin go up aginst Obama.

  1. It seems like the GOP has one agenda item to be proud of. They know they've screwed up the war, hell there shouldn't have been one. Remember, Iraq didn't attack us, and there were no WMDs. They know they've destroyed the economy. Maybe McCain's not feeling it because he sends his servants out to fill up his mercedes. They've destroyed foreign relations. If you don't believe it, take a cruise to the beautiful and friendly carribean. They hate americans even there. The only thing the GOPs got left is their overbearing, 18th century, backward conservativism. Not much of a platform.

    by Lee August 29th at 3:22PM
  2. Is she Mormon? OMG, that's all we need – why was it a problem for President, but isn't a problem for VP who is highly likely to become President. A plot from Salt Lake???

    by carolyna August 29th at 3:30PM
  3. McCain rejects "Cheney-type" VP & goes back to "attending funerals type" VP

    by obamagramma August 29th at 7:00PM
  4. A running mate for the election.

    by obamagramma August 29th at 7:01PM
  5. I personally believe that McCain is betting on Palin to be his anticipated replacement. I mean, if he kicks the bucket (he is 72, geez) he will definately have someone to be young enough to stay in office for the remaining term.

    by DeRee August 29th at 9:10PM
  6. McCain was so checking out Sarah Palin's junk, I watched it again on C-Span can keep his eyes off it :) , He is such a joke

    by Khary August 29th at 10:14PM
  7. I thought that I was seeing things! McCain couldn't keep his eyes off of Palin's ass. I wonder how creeped out she will be when she sees the replay. What happens if McCain croaks before the election? Why did Cindy McCain have a pink cast on her right arm? Did John and Cindy fight over his decision? I can't wait to watch the Republican Convention. This is better than a soap opera!

    by Sally August 29th at 10:54PM
  8. In May, Indecision 2008 did a great comedic article with pictures, noting how much Sen. McCain resembles Battlestar Galactica's Tigh. Have you noticed how much Gov. Palin looks like BSG's President Laura Roslin? Haul out that article and update it (they already have done that with pictures at SciFi.com's Adama/Roslin thread). It's absolutely eery! If I had to choose one of the four, I'd have to say "Laura Roslin is My President" (lol)

    by arial August 30th at 5:27AM
  9. BREAK THE GLASS CEILING !!!
    WOW … What a great pick!!! America should elect
    McCain & Palin for the Whitehouse in November,
    for a return to wholesome American values.
    An experienced Governor for V.P. vs. a
    community organizer for President … I pick Palin.
    No Wright, no Farrakahn, no Ayers, no Rezko,
    no mean Michelle, NOBAMA

    by Gina August 30th at 10:33AM
  10. First of all, the attacks on Palin for nothing more than being a woman are pathetic. This is not surprising with this crowd since your messiah Jon Stewart called Palin McCain's third wife and compared her to a fictional charater who is a whore.

    Second, you stupid jackasses, presidents do not control the economy. CONGRESSS has much more input into the economy. Get your heads out of your asses and deal with reality. Wait, I know your mentality barely allows you to get past "Bush suxxorz." Infantile.

    Lastly, Palin is more qualified than Obama. I would love to see her debate Obama. She would destroy the "Chosen One."

    by Kempion August 30th at 12:54PM
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