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September 1 at 10:17PM

Sarah Palin Vlogging Her Way Into Our Hearts

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Alright, who knows. Maybe Sarah Palin is fully qualified to be president if John McCain were to suddenly die (like, by getting hit by a bus or dropping a phonograph player in the bathtub or whatever way a 72-year-old person might possibly die)…

And maybe she's a cheap gimmick, concocted by the Republican Party in a wholly diaphanous attempt to convince soft-headed Hillary Clinton supporters and people who believe in talking snakes to give Republicans another four years of unmitigated executive power.

Who's to say?

What I do like about her is that she's so approachable and human. Why, she reminds me of my mother… If my mother shot animals for fun and believed that God sometimes turned people into pillars of salt for whatever reason.

And, look! Now she's got her own video blog!

I have to admit. After watching this video, she seems a lot more competent than I thought she was.

(via Sara Benincasa)

  1. It is clear now to me why Obama will sadly lose. Those even within the party do not get it. Stolen from Carville: It's the stupidity of the stupids, stupid.

    by Cube September 7th at 5:01PM
  2. And she even has the Recovering Republicans Seal of Approval.

    The White Trashing of America

    by jjr September 3rd at 5:29PM
  3. Absolutely hilarious! Send someone over from Comedy Central to give her a contract immediately!

    by MariaV September 2nd at 10:13AM
  4. GOP running mate Sarah Palin says her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. The announcement stole thunder from John McCain's convention

    http://chappyreport.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-says-daughter-17-is.html

    by chappyreport September 2nd at 3:13AM
  5. What does Palin say about sex education? Palin say's no sex education in schools at all, No contraception for anyone and you can keep yer babies and go broke with MCcain so you can have 4 more years of pain! She also says labor pain ain't nothing compared to the pain I'm going to bring you people after MCcain drops dead from his heart attack while screwing me in the oval office! LOL!!

    by Barry September 1st at 11:51PM
  6. Too cute, too attractive. But the voice/accent is perfect. And the friend, for some reason.

    by Jasper September 1st at 11:18PM

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